Part 1: The Worst Tuna Brands – A Recipe for Disappointment
Hey, Daily Voice readers! If you’re like me, canned tuna seems like a no-brainer protein boost—quick, cheap, and versatile. But after poring over 2025 taste tests, mercury analyses, and sustainability reports, some brands are downright dodgy. They skimp on quality, pack in contaminants, and harm oceans with reckless fishing. Based on blind tastings from outlets like Chowhound and ConsumerLab, plus eco-ratings from Greenpeace and MSC, here are the five worst offenders. These aren’t just bland; they’re risky.
- Chicken of the Sea: This mass-market staple flops hard on sustainability, earning “avoid” labels for destructive purse-seine nets that snag dolphins and turtles as bycatch. Taste tests describe it as mushy and metallic, with a fishy odor that lingers unpleasantly. Mercury? ConsumerLab’s 2025 tests flagged higher levels in albacore varieties, exceeding safe thresholds for regular eaters. It’s cheap, but at what cost to your health and the planet?
- Bumble Bee: Plagued by recalls for spoilage and undeclared allergens in recent years, this brand tastes gritty and overly salty, ranking low in Food Republic’s 2025 evaluations. Sustainability is spotty—linked to overfishing in vulnerable stocks—and independent labs found elevated arsenic alongside mercury in some cans. Testers called it “unappetizing,” like chewing on disappointment.
- StarKist: Often criticized for a watery, bland texture with a tinny aftertaste, it bombed in Bon Appétit’s blind tests. Eco-wise, it uses longline methods that kill endangered species, scoring poorly in 2025 sustainability audits. Mercury varies, but FDA data shows spikes in yellowfin, making it a gamble for families.
- Great Value (Walmart): Budget doesn’t excuse this one’s mushy consistency and off-putting smell, as slammed in Mashed’s grocery rankings. It’s tied to unsustainable sourcing with minimal transparency, and tests revealed higher contaminants like mercury and BPA from cans. Reviewers say it’s “barely edible”—save your wallet for something better.
- Trader Joe’s: Despite the store’s eco-image, its tuna is often flavorless and dry, with a 2025 recall for botulism risks adding a scary layer. Sustainability lags without full MSC certification, and mercury levels aren’t the lowest per Consumer Reports. It’s convenient, but not worth the potential health hiccups.
These brands prioritize profits over purity, leaving you with substandard stuff. Stick around for Part 2, where we flip to the winners.
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Part 2 – Tuna Terror: Unmasking the Can of Worms in Your Pantry